"Well, my oh my", you may be wondering. "Who are these two miscreants that are pouring a torrent of filth out of my speakers
in record time?"
These, dear friend: are Aussie Anarchists Indeed.
And they were the worst rap duo of all time.
Go ahead: we dare you to try and find something that even remotely comes close to matching the inept, barren, malnourished,
unpolished, obnoxious, banal, horrible, amateurish, boring and borderline offensive on all fronts approach that the Aussie Anar-
chists invoke in their "music". Sure: Hobo Johnson, Tom Macdonald, Dax, Lil' Xan, Lil' Dicky, Flo Rida and French Montana may
fit that bill of "shit hip-hop" artists to you, but there IS at least some sort of audience out there for them.
For these two... we argue there's NO audience. Not even the most pretentious of Avantgarde enthusiasts would be willing to
sit through a minute of this before thinking to themselves: "this is just noise!" Even THEY think they suck and they are telling
the truth. "Primus sucks!", the slogan says for the band that it's owned by; but would they reach THIS level of suckage?
Aussie Anarchists Indeed was a project that lasted from 2019 to 2021 in Bluey's hometown of Australia. What started as a
joke between two bored highschool students would become reality when one day: they both vomited simultaneously at once and
out came two identical doppelgangers. One was in green. One was in red. And they both lived identical lives to the human vessels
they escaped from. Before the boys even realised what they've done, the colored bile demons were off and running: a pile of
paper and a pen in ones hands and a laptop and a microphone in the other. Scared and also very annoyed, the boys felt like they
had no choice but to help them put out whatever it was they came up with, in the little knowledge that either of the bastard
children knew about production or rapping or lyrics.
Through this brief lifespan, Aussie Anarchists Indeed would release 1 EP, 2 albums, 1 live album and 1 single. All of it
(except for one) would be originally released on Tronio Bonio REC Board, an as-of-now defunct net label that was run by W.M.
And after six years since their debut "My Mom Banned Me From Fortnite", we have regretfully chosen to preserve their
legacy for years to come in the form of this 2&1/2hr 54 song retrospective anthology compilation as a warning of what not to
do as a rapper, a musician or even a person. All of their g(w)r(o)e(r)a(st)test h(m)it(sses). For FREE, no less! What great value!
But even if you aren't paying money, you'd probably still want something refunded to you.
Click here to listen to the whole thing, if you dare.
For an archive of visuals, you can go dumpster diving here.
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